David Dobel: Since the beginning of time people have been, you know, frightened and, and unhappy, and they’re scared of death, and they’re scared of getting old, and there’s always been priests around, and shamans, and now shrinks, to tell ’em, “Look, I know you’re frightened, but I can help you. Of course, it is going to cost you a few bucks…” But they can’t help you, Falk, because life is what it is.

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As you go through life, Falk, there will be no shortage of people who will tell you how to live. They’ll have all the answers for you, what you should do, what you shouldn’t do. Don’t argue with them. You know, say “Yes, that’s a brilliant, brilliant idea,” and then do what you want. And whenever you’re right, strive for originality. But if you have to steal, steal from the best. Oh, oh, and if you take very good care of your styptic pencil and dry it after every shave, it will last longer than most relationships that you’re in.

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You know, there’s great wisdom in jokes, Falk, really. There’s an old joke about a prizefighter who’s in the ring, and he’s getting killed, he’s getting his brains beat out; and his mother’s in the audience, and she’s watching him getting beaten up in the ring, and there’s a priest next to her, and she says ‘Father, father, pray for him, pray for him!’ The priest says ‘I will pray for him, but if he could punch it would help!’ There’s more insight in that joke, into what I call the giant so-what, than most books on philosophy.